Im odd, therefore, so is my dash. I reblog mainly fandom things, Doctor Who, Sherclock, Super Natural, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and occasionally anything else i find funny or cool. Wanna know anything else? Ask. Dont like it? Bug off.
what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is I will roll over into your lap like a kitten
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me: that is a fantastic point
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
sooo Miley Cyrus can switch from this sweet country girl to this ghetto white girl who wears grills and shakes her ass but when Raven Symone says that she can finally get married because she is a lesbian everyone goes “childhood ruined”…. ok