Im odd, therefore, so is my dash. I reblog mainly fandom things, Doctor Who, Sherclock, Super Natural, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and occasionally anything else i find funny or cool. Wanna know anything else? Ask. Dont like it? Bug off.

 

what she says: you can touch my hair if you want

what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is I will roll over into your lap like a kitten

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

me: whats your opinion on tampons

little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings

me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys

little brother: why

me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina

little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those

me:

little brother:

me: that is a fantastic point

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

sowerbyi:

Really Cool Facts About Dreams

vancity604778kid:

ultralifetips:

Have you ever wondered about your dreams? Here’s a compilation of dream facts!

I’ve always wondered about my dreams

I can’t remember my dream’s. :’(

(Source: ultralifetips)

forni-kate:

sooo Miley Cyrus can switch from this sweet country girl to this ghetto white girl who wears grills and shakes her ass but when Raven Symone says that she can finally get married because she is a lesbian everyone goes “childhood ruined”…. ok

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)

philosophicalnerdfighter:

feffiloceraptor:

padablogger:

oswinsdream:

piertotum-locomottor:

itskathybabe:

eatsleepcrap:

The family business…

IS THAT ADAM IN THE CAGE

I bet John is a zero coke because that’s the number of fucks he gave about his children.

oh look, they’re all empty inside

WAS THAT NECESSARY

I am dead at Adam.

Also, Adam isn’t empty! Also, I like how Sams name is the same color as johns because he was always more like their dad but deans name is white with red around it because he always tried to be like their dad but never really was.

philosophicalnerdfighter:

feffiloceraptor:

padablogger:

oswinsdream:

piertotum-locomottor:

itskathybabe:

eatsleepcrap:

The family business…

IS THAT ADAM IN THE CAGE

I bet John is a zero coke because that’s the number of fucks he gave about his children.

oh look, they’re all empty inside

WAS THAT NECESSARY

I am dead at Adam.

Also, Adam isn’t empty! Also, I like how Sams name is the same color as johns because he was always more like their dad but deans name is white with red around it because he always tried to be like their dad but never really was.