I gave up on life today and instead of doing anything about it my family just joined me
I gave up on life today and instead of doing anything about it my family just joined me
“Leonardo DiCaprio is probably, I think, our finest actor since Marlon Brando.” - Mia Farrow
Someone do one of Johnny Depp. Now.
(Source: mrchrispine)
The best response to this question I’ve heard…ever. You sir, are awesome.
Hey that’s me!
This is why i like punk dad
A #tbt of a #tbt = tbtception.
Bill Nye The Science Guy was on PBS KIDS from 1993-1998. apparently, he was also a high school senior in 1973 and voted most likely to succeed!
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Typewriter Series #422 by Tyler Knott Gregson
ϟ hp meme; [1/5] deaths - sirius black
Lmao
(Source: waltzy)
MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
(Source: ghostly-affair)
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
How did you become a musician?!
Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.
help, i can’t stop laughing
help, i can’t stop laughing
Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
(Source: Karren Hallion Illustration)
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